Does an iPod count? Cause I've got one of those...
...unfortunately I couldn't use it, for many warehouse-related reasons. :(


As for flistyness...
Not wanting to appear on someone's friends page: you pretty much have one option.
1) friends-lock your entries. Which... I'm pretty sure you know how to do.

2) um... nothing?

You can block specific people from commenting on your entries, but as far as what they can see... they're pretty much going to be able to see anything you don't friends-lock.