Mulch is apparently very good for putting around plants. They like it, and it's got nutrients, and stuff.
Which seems terribly boring, until you realise that mulch is actually crushed and pulverised plants. Being put around plants. Sort of the equivalent of someone bathing in the blood of their enemies, and being showered in dismembered puppies, and cackling evilly: "Mwahaha! The power! From your deaths I will become INVINCIBLE!"
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Mulch is apparently very good for putting around plants. They like it, and it's got nutrients, and stuff.
Which seems terribly boring, until you realise that mulch is actually crushed and pulverised plants. Being put around plants.
Sort of the equivalent of someone bathing in the blood of their enemies, and being showered in dismembered puppies, and cackling evilly: "Mwahaha! The power! From your deaths I will become INVINCIBLE!"
...what?