Ich bin ein Berliner?

*does not speak German*

Anyhow - I know EXACTLY what you mean. I was going through my things today, cleaning stuff out, and I found all of these letters my first girlfriend wrote to me - which sounds adorable and romantic until you hear that they were all dramatic and fighty and emo and typically female - and it all just felt SO familiar. Especially cause they still kinda smelled like the perfume she put on them. O.O