Omigod, I used to get the weirdest email headings from colleges, because I made the monumental mistake of putting my email address on a college prep exam. And they have your first name, so it's all creepy, like, "Lily, why haven't you responded?" and "Lily, we think you would fit in here..." and "Lily - go to us, the best college!"

And it was usually like the same ten colleges emailing like twice a week, too. Creepiest shit ever.