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Toys
So, it's Rocket Launcher Fic Day - a day of silly innuendoes and all manner of frivolity.
First there was![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ladyofthelog's comment fic.
Thenstormwreath wrote Buffy's Little Secret.
Thenangearia wrote Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.
Then it wasperoxidepirate with Show Me, and beer_good_foamy with Acts Of Self-Conscious Behaviour Contrary To The 'Not In Front Of The Children' Act.
And now it's my turn...
Emmie, this is for you. :)
(banner byladyofthelog)
Toys
Okay, so it was petty. And childish. And immature. Sure.
But maybe if some people wouldn’t keep treating her like a little kid instead of a nearly-eighteen-year-old, she’d actually act like an adult.
And really, if people were going to ban her from leaving the house on a ‘school night’ despite her complete lack of homework, and then go out partying with sexy-yet-possibly-evil Italians without password-protecting their laptops first, those people deserved everything they got.
In fact, this was all Buffy’s fault. Entirely.
Dawn nodded decisively, and pressed post.
SLAYERNET GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
For Sale – ‘Secret Toys For Girls’
Get what you want – every night! With these two sleek accessories, you’ll never be left unsatisfied.
Model 1:
- sleek, glossy surface
- simple thrusting action
- eleven inches (goes in deep)
- elegant curves and ridges (shaped to fit – feels good in a firm grip)
- no batteries needed – just you and your hands
Model 2:
- the most powerful model on the market
- brings out your inner rebel
- smooth metal finish
- heat, power, and a strong thrust
- the BIGGEST you’ll ever have!
- three exciting speeds
- you’ll see sparks
Both models have given the owner many years of happy memories.
Buy today. You won’t regret it.
For more information, contact summersgirl@slayerchat.wrnet for prices and a detailed description.
The next morning, Buffy had 473 emails, and Dawn had a note attached to her bedroom door:
First there was
ladyofthelog's comment fic.Then
stormwreath wrote Buffy's Little Secret.Then
angearia wrote Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.Then it was
peroxidepirate with Show Me, and beer_good_foamy with Acts Of Self-Conscious Behaviour Contrary To The 'Not In Front Of The Children' Act.And now it's my turn...
Emmie, this is for you. :)
(banner by
ladyofthelog)Toys
Okay, so it was petty. And childish. And immature. Sure.
But maybe if some people wouldn’t keep treating her like a little kid instead of a nearly-eighteen-year-old, she’d actually act like an adult.
And really, if people were going to ban her from leaving the house on a ‘school night’ despite her complete lack of homework, and then go out partying with sexy-yet-possibly-evil Italians without password-protecting their laptops first, those people deserved everything they got.
In fact, this was all Buffy’s fault. Entirely.
Dawn nodded decisively, and pressed post.
For Sale – ‘Secret Toys For Girls’
Get what you want – every night! With these two sleek accessories, you’ll never be left unsatisfied.
Model 1:
- sleek, glossy surface
- simple thrusting action
- eleven inches (goes in deep)
- elegant curves and ridges (shaped to fit – feels good in a firm grip)
- no batteries needed – just you and your hands
Model 2:
- the most powerful model on the market
- brings out your inner rebel
- smooth metal finish
- heat, power, and a strong thrust
- the BIGGEST you’ll ever have!
- three exciting speeds
- you’ll see sparks
Buy today. You won’t regret it.
For more information, contact summersgirl@slayerchat.wrnet for prices and a detailed description.
The next morning, Buffy had 473 emails, and Dawn had a note attached to her bedroom door:
Dawn –
a) You are hereby grounded for three weeks.
b) This includes being banned from the internet.
c) You are never, ever to touch Mr Pointy again. I don’t even want to KNOW.
d) The rocket launcher does not have multiple speeds. I expect a full retraction, or I’ll ring Angel and get his company to sue you for false advertising.
– Buffy