"Ummmmm duh?"


"WRONNGGGGGG.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE WRONG. THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG. WRONG.
Yeah. Itsy bitsy all the way, bitches."


"I think the confusion is that YOU'RE WRONG and it's itsy bitsy and your silly delusions must be stopped at once."


"Also secure in my RIGHTNESS."


"Hmmph, like a website proves you're right???"


"Is incy wincy even a word?!?!?!"


"WTF?"


"My childhood has just been cast into an ugly yellow light of half-truths, drug cartels and Jerry Springer."


"I won't defend American often, but this is a no-brainer!!!"


"THIS MEANS WAR."


"SO THERE."