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random podiatry
Apparently I have knock knees and flat feet, and desperately need orthotics. (I also need new shoes.)
I don't know about you, but "knock knees" always puts me in mind of fictional orphans wearing hand-me-down gingham dresses and gazing wistfully out the window at all the society girls going to tennis parties...
(Yes, I read a lot of very old novels.)
"Flat feet" doesn't put me in mind of anything, really. But knock knees are appropriately fictional.
Knock knees and whooping cough, all within a month! My campaign to become a romantic fictional character is going well.
I don't know about you, but "knock knees" always puts me in mind of fictional orphans wearing hand-me-down gingham dresses and gazing wistfully out the window at all the society girls going to tennis parties...
(Yes, I read a lot of very old novels.)
"Flat feet" doesn't put me in mind of anything, really. But knock knees are appropriately fictional.
Knock knees and whooping cough, all within a month! My campaign to become a romantic fictional character is going well.