O.K. This is a real question, since I don't watch soap operas. Are you making this up? I mean really! My only real contact with soaps was my grandmother in days of old and my children. Yup, the kids. I came home from work one day and found the kids, something like 10 and 13, in front of the TV. It was their spring vacation; their chores were done, and they were watching TV -- raptly. My son raised his little bugged-out eyes and said, "Mom did you know this kind of stuff was on TV and in the daytime?" It was a "love" scene, of course, but the above is really over the top. Evil Elvis fan? Nun twin? Really, really? And folks get paid to write that stuff?