How the heck could you be a scary lurker? You've been here for weeks...
but I have this insatiable need to bash Twilight whenever possible
Don't we all? I haven't read it, but I have so much fun reading snark about it. I really don't understand why some people love it so much.
the perfect boyfriend doesn't really exist
Exactly. And plus, Edward? Hardly the perfect boyfriend. He's more a semi-abusive stalker with a martyrdom complex. Kinda creepy, really.
A really hilarious and scarily accurate mostly-complete chapter-by-chapter review of it starts here.
Hee! That's fantastic! And really accurate...
Although it means a lot of people I know now think they know everything about vampires, or something, and insist on correcting me that 'No, vampires don't set on fire in the sun, they sparkle!'
Oh dear... But come on, people! Not even Dracula sparkled! (The Ultraviolet vamps actually took it to the other extreme: any sunlight made them explode. Violently.)
I tend to get a bit crazy when people mention Twilight.
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but I have this insatiable need to bash Twilight whenever possible
Don't we all? I haven't read it, but I have so much fun reading snark about it.
I really don't understand why some people love it so much.
the perfect boyfriend doesn't really exist
Exactly. And plus, Edward? Hardly the perfect boyfriend. He's more a semi-abusive stalker with a martyrdom complex. Kinda creepy, really.
A really hilarious and scarily accurate mostly-complete chapter-by-chapter review of it starts here.
Hee! That's fantastic! And really accurate...
Although it means a lot of people I know now think they know everything about vampires, or something, and insist on correcting me that 'No, vampires don't set on fire in the sun, they sparkle!'
Oh dear...
But come on, people! Not even Dracula sparkled!
(The Ultraviolet vamps actually took it to the other extreme: any sunlight made them explode. Violently.)
I tend to get a bit crazy when people mention Twilight.
Quite understandable. :)