"artistic abilities increase in porportion to the subject's proximity to mechanised jets of water."

To take this a bit further, how to these abilities react to the placement, strength, or oscillation of those mechanized jets?? *now ponders jumping back in shower after just getting out...*

I actually come up with my best writing ideas while stuck in traffic... the heavier the traffic, the better the ideas... really good for writing, really bad for work... *sigh*