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Dear God - if you keep this up, I might have to start taking you seriously...
So, I lost my keys.
Spent forty minutes this morning looking for them - in places that include the table, the coffee table, the piano, the wardrobe, the kitchen cupboards, the oven, inside my bed, the bathroom rubbish bin, the garden, the car, the garage, every drawer in the house, my bag, my other bag, my other other bag, the couch, and my secret chocolate supply.
They were NOWHERE.
Then, finally, I heaved a sigh of absolute disgust, and said "Hey! God! Can you please give me back my keys? They're kind of IMPORTANT."
That being done, I took one step forward, across the middle of my living room.
...and I stepped on them.
This is just getting ridiculous.
Spent forty minutes this morning looking for them - in places that include the table, the coffee table, the piano, the wardrobe, the kitchen cupboards, the oven, inside my bed, the bathroom rubbish bin, the garden, the car, the garage, every drawer in the house, my bag, my other bag, my other other bag, the couch, and my secret chocolate supply.
They were NOWHERE.
Then, finally, I heaved a sigh of absolute disgust, and said "Hey! God! Can you please give me back my keys? They're kind of IMPORTANT."
That being done, I took one step forward, across the middle of my living room.
...and I stepped on them.
This is just getting ridiculous.
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And, i guess to justify not going to google a little :) - why do you have both?
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You can make your own - get some full-cream milk and put it in a jar with some marbles and just sit there shaking it for about an hour. You'll end up with butter on the marbles and buttermilk everywhere else in the jar :-) (or so my grade 5 teacher told me)
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Over an hour ago.
I have learnt about the following topics: buttermilk, milk, cockney rhyming slang, polari, Kenneth Williams, impersonators of Kennth Williams, The Goon show, Punch and Judy professors and swazzles.
And heavens knows what else.
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As is your icon.
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Basically it tastes very different from milk, which makes it gross when you're expecting regular milk. The Vegemite Effect, you might say.
And fuck if I know why it was in my fridge. For a recipe, maybe?