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For Writers
Do you guys often write stories where you already know how it's going to end before you start?
Not just generally knowing the plot - I'm talking the specific line that's going to be the last line in the fic.
I've just been thinking about my own writing, and I realised that, in fact, I often know the exact last line before I write the story. Mostly this means I'll end up figuring out what on earth the plot is just because I've got this last line sitting there, and I want to know how to get to it.
Does this happen to anyone else? Or just me?
(Bonus points if you can guess which of my stories started that way.)
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For Unaccomplished People
I just found out that the guy who sits across from me at work - who is two years younger than me - is about to buy a house.
I am feeling very disheartened and unaccomplished.
Please, regale me with your stories of how you didn't learn how to tie your shoes until you were ten, or never ever learned how to cook - so that I canlaugh at you share your pain.
For Writers
Do you guys often write stories where you already know how it's going to end before you start?
Not just generally knowing the plot - I'm talking the specific line that's going to be the last line in the fic.
I've just been thinking about my own writing, and I realised that, in fact, I often know the exact last line before I write the story. Mostly this means I'll end up figuring out what on earth the plot is just because I've got this last line sitting there, and I want to know how to get to it.
Does this happen to anyone else? Or just me?
(Bonus points if you can guess which of my stories started that way.)
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For Unaccomplished People
I just found out that the guy who sits across from me at work - who is two years younger than me - is about to buy a house.
I am feeling very disheartened and unaccomplished.
Please, regale me with your stories of how you didn't learn how to tie your shoes until you were ten, or never ever learned how to cook - so that I can
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<--is ignoring the "unaccomplished" portion :P
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Uh, if it makes you feel better, lately I've been trying to make fudge from my grandmother's recipe and failing spectacularly. I now feel bad for all the times I made fun of my mother growing up when it took her three times to get a really good batch.
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Sometimes an exact line, sometimes just the image I want to portray.
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As for the other, I suppose my single status suggests I have not yet grasped how to meet, flirt with, or date men.
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And speaking of un-accomplished then it's the Cherub's birthday tomorrow and we've not yet bought her present. Will that do?
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And about being non accomplished. I got my driving liscense when I was eighteen and have not driven a car for 5 years, very likely I can't do it anymore.
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2. I took swimming lessons last summer because despite never having lived further than 100 meters from a lake, I have somehow managed to avoid learning to swim. Also, I have been "moving to a bigger place soon" for over five years now (I still live in a one-room apartment in a student house even though I finished my master's degree over three years ago).
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Things to make you feel better...
...I can't ride a bike. I tried a few years back after a happy childhood of racing around on my bike followed by teenager/young adulthood of not riding again, and couldn't steer around corners.Fail.
...I only learnt how to make a white sauce last year. Before that it was tantrums and hopelessness and getting my husband to do it for me....now that's just sad.
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I still fear the stove?
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2. I never really learned how to ride a bicycle. I got into an accident when I was still learning that left me trapped under a fence (I still have the scars!), and I was less than enthused about bikes after that.
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I have no idea how to iron. And I didn't learn to drive until I was 28.
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I can't drive. Not that unusual for a Londoner, but I did try to learn for many painful years. Also, on DIY, my limit is changing lightbulbs... As long as they're not too high up.
(There's this whole balance/depth perception issue I have which causes both of these problems, but it's not bad enough to merit treatment and just basically makes me look like an incompetent of epic fail.)
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As for the other topic - I didn't learn to drive until I was 30.
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This. In fact, I completely suck at endings and rewrite them a million times.
Although I do write and rewrite whole scenes in my head. In fact, I very rarely write things in the order that they ultimately end up in.
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I get specific lines sometimes, but not really the last one in particular, and not at the beginning. I've gotten titles at the beginning that I then find a way to incorporate into the story, like with Sundays at Nine and to go on.
Oh, ho ho, I have too many tales of how sad I am. Let's see: a lot of them have to do with how overprotective my parents are and aren't really my fault. Like I had a baby monitor in my room until I was like 10. Yeah. There's a reason I'm like this.
Also my parents wouldn't let me use the stove for a loooong time, and then basically never taught me how to use it so cooking and me are kind of fail. Unless it's a simple recipe and doesn't really involve ovens or stoves.
Don't worry, hon, compared to me you probably look like...some really accomplished person. :D
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if it makes you feel better I still keep thinking I will find the perfect career. I'm 41.
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