Lilac is in computer hospital, waiting for a frontal lobotomy.**
Thankfully, I have her personality saved on an external hard-drive, so she'll be able to make a nearly-full recovery.
*misses my files*
Actually, this is costing me no money, and is getting done for me by cheerful Mac guys who smile and make reassuring jokes when I go in to wibble at them over Lilac being sick. So... pretty good, in some ways.
** Well, actually a removal of all RAM, but that doesn't sound nearly so fascinating.