angry poetry

[deird_lj]

Those of you who are familiar with me being angry will know that I almost invariably end up writing poems about it.
Well, I turned down Pratty Email Guy when he asked me out AGAIN, and he called me an insane bitch. And I spent most of yesterday annoyed about it, and vowing that I wouldn't write ANY poetry about it, because he didn't even deserve that. And then I went and wrote it down...

You will not get a poem
Cause I will not waste my time
On a short insipid moron man
Who isn't worth a dime
You think I really give a crap
What you think about me?
If I did, I'd be much more pathetic
Than even you can be
I will not write a word on you
I will not waste my breath
You don't deserve a poem
All you do deserve is death
What a whiny weepy bastard
You can be when you get going
Well, you can go and drown yourself
And I'll go write a poem

I really have a weird brain...