#1 The men in chainmail. All the others could be explained away as natural phenomena... but somebody killed those men, and somebody dressed them in chainmail. Why? Also, none of them have US citizenship, and apparently they come from the Near East - even more suspicious!
#2 We know that the last bus out of Sunnydale was full of dangerous international terrorists.
#3 The one about the Mayor sounds like paranoid conspiracy ranting,. The others just sound like you did too many drugs at a party one time.
#4 The substitute teacher one is scary and sexy, and therefore makes a much better story than the others.
#5 Fred's 'disapparance'. She was obviously working for the NSA during that time.
#6 The underground snakes - again, this is a phobia, the others are drug-induced hallucinations.
#7 See #2.
#8 See #2.
#9 Buffy is the cult leader, of course. I't's obvious!
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Date: 2009-04-20 11:18 am (UTC)#2 We know that the last bus out of Sunnydale was full of dangerous international terrorists.
#3 The one about the Mayor sounds like paranoid conspiracy ranting,. The others just sound like you did too many drugs at a party one time.
#4 The substitute teacher one is scary and sexy, and therefore makes a much better story than the others.
#5 Fred's 'disapparance'. She was obviously working for the NSA during that time.
#6 The underground snakes - again, this is a phobia, the others are drug-induced hallucinations.
#7 See #2.
#8 See #2.
#9 Buffy is the cult leader, of course. I't's obvious!