Women's Underwear

Well, I have just wrecked a new set of pantihose in one easy step: I crossed my legs, and put the heel of my shoe straight through them. Who on earth came up with an article of clothing this fragile? It sure as hell wasn't an engineer.

If engineers were put in charge of underwear, then it would be absolutely unbreakable. Pantihose would have to undergo stress testing with sharpened stilettos worn by highly overweight people. In fact, they would also have to be capable of holding their own when worn by drunken crossdressers at the office christmas party.

Of course, if engineers were in charge of underwear, then everything would be one-size-fits-all, you'd never need to take it off, socks would explode at random, and bras would flash brightly coloured lights every hour (because everything is better when you have flashing lights and explosions).

I've just noticed that I described engineer-designed bras as "flashing". Oh dear...