Perks Of My Office Job

When I move into my multi-million-dollar designer mansion, I'm going to have a special Massage Room.

And I'm going to employ someone to give me massages on demand.

In the meantime, I will enjoy the subsidised massages provided for me as part of my employment with the public service.

That's right: your tax dollars are going towards my back muscles. Thankyou. I think this counts as your good deed for the day.