Annoyed At The World

Dear Amazon,

Please remove all books about Playboy from your search listings. And all books about dog-fighting - it's really horrifying.

I also find it highly offensive that your website sells fiction with characters in Nazi concentration camps. How absolutely appalling that you'd allow books with this sort of offensive material to be listed in Amazon searches.

I don't think Stephenie Meyer is a very good author. So please take away her Amazon ranking too.

And also, I don't like the taste of coffee - it tastes really gross. Having to see books about coffee come up when I search your website offends me. I demand that you remove all coffee-related books and merchandise from your search listings, immediately.

Then there's the Sixth Doctor. I didn't like him nearly as much as Doctors Four and Five. Please ensure that, in future, searches related to Doctor Who won't list anything containing Doctor Number Six.

I'm sure you'll be happy to comply with my requests. After all, you care so much about making sure that your customers aren't exposed to anything that might hurt their delicate little feelings.

Thanks so much!

-Mez

No, seriously. You've GOT to hear about this episode.

( Surreal TV )