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Cat Bathing 101
Sep. 19th, 2009 08:45 amTips for giving a cat a bath:
1) Don't.
2) Shut all doors, and block off all possible escape routes. Remember, if he crawls under the bed, you'll need to take the entire thing to pieces to get him out again.
3) Wear protective gear.
4) Wear old and ratty protective gear.
5) Be prepared to climb into the bath with the cat, and wrestle him bodily to the ground.
6) Keep the windows shut firmly, and hope desperately that your neighbours don't hear all the horrible screeching and report you for cruelty to animals.
7) Close your eyes and wish you were somewhere else, in a far off land where animals never ever get dirty at all.
1) Don't.
2) Shut all doors, and block off all possible escape routes. Remember, if he crawls under the bed, you'll need to take the entire thing to pieces to get him out again.
3) Wear protective gear.
4) Wear old and ratty protective gear.
5) Be prepared to climb into the bath with the cat, and wrestle him bodily to the ground.
6) Keep the windows shut firmly, and hope desperately that your neighbours don't hear all the horrible screeching and report you for cruelty to animals.
7) Close your eyes and wish you were somewhere else, in a far off land where animals never ever get dirty at all.
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