I have a new life goal.
I'm going to become a wizard (much in the style of Harry Potter), and the first spell I'm going to learn will be Mortus Antus.
If that fails, I'll become a wizard (in the style of D&D), and the first spell I'm going to learn will be +5 to Ant Death.
In other news, the evil ants that invade my house have returned.
This time, they couldn't find much food. Or many sticky things. So they went for the only thing on offer: the cat biscuits.
My poor cat spent the entire day unable to eat because an ant army was crawling all over his food. Then I got home, sprayed Mortein everywhere, and kicked him outside (because he now had poisonous food).
*hates all ants with a passion*