Well, say Billy Fordham had offered to provide the Slayer in exchange for becoming a vampire, and Spike had agreed and shown up at the bomb shelter, and Chanterelle had walked up the stairs to let him in, and he'd walked in (game face on) and snarled intimidatingly, and then he'd looked at Chanterelle's stunningly magnificent beauty, and she'd gasped at his wonderful vampyness, and they'd clutched each other in a passionate embrace, and he'd whispered "Oh Chanterelle! My own! My darling!" and she'd gasped "Oh Spike! Make me a Lonely One! Take me for your own dark bride!" and they'd clutched each other's hands and danced off into the night, and Drusilla had taken charge of the whole massacre until Buffy threatened to dust the book-reading vamp (who Drusilla was secretly in love with) and so Drusilla had let them all go, and her and bookish!vamp had run off to Europe together, and Buffy and Ford had forgiven each other and fallen madly in love...
... well, then the three smushy pairings would be Bord, Drusalton, and Spinterelle.
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Date: 2008-06-08 03:23 am (UTC)... well, then the three smushy pairings would be Bord, Drusalton, and Spinterelle.
Clear?