deird_lj

I think I'm scaring my co-workers.

It's my computer's fault, really. Having ranted on this topic quite recently, I don't want to repeat myself - but I thought I'd just mention that I've been yelling and swearing at this infernal machine so much today that people at desks fifteen metres away have started giving me funny looks...

I really must invest in an inflatable baseball bat.

On the topic of work, some quite bizarrely random and incredibly hilarious things have been happening in meetings lately. Unfortunately, if I tried talking about them seriously I'd probably be fired for breaking confidentiality - and if I tried writing anything humourous, I'd probably end up just posting transcripts of Yes Minister word for word into my LJ.
Because seriously! it's all true! It's all exactly like the tv show! The Fantastic Adventures Of Sir Humphrey Appleby play out in front of me every day... and I'm not allowed to tell anyone about it.

This job has its drawbacks.