I..could fake an accent? And tell you I live in Britain? Maybe draw myself up a British passport with my hand-dandy crayons?
On second thought, maybe that won't work.
Better plan: You marry someone British to go to the UK. Then when you're UK-a-fied, you marry me so I can go to the UK too! I’m young, I’m attractive, and I..well I can’t cook, but I’m a great microwaver. And I like pets. And pina coladas. And getting caught in the rain.
And British and Australian accents.. So really, being married to an Australian in England, probably the best thing ever..
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Date: 2008-09-13 07:02 pm (UTC)On second thought, maybe that won't work.
Better plan: You marry someone British to go to the UK. Then when you're UK-a-fied, you marry me so I can go to the UK too! I’m young, I’m attractive, and I..well I can’t cook, but I’m a great microwaver. And I like pets. And pina coladas. And getting caught in the rain.
And British and Australian accents.. So really, being married to an Australian in England, probably the best thing ever..
Then if we could just marry Wesley as well..