Secondly, Lilah Morgan should win 'Most likely to DELIBERATELY offer unhelpful advice,' and here's why:
(I just watched this episode, so it's not that crazy that I've got quotes, right? ...right?)
Deliberately-Unhelpful Quotes from Lilah in S4, Episode Calvary:
WESLEY: I made some headway cross-referencing but there’s no telling how long it’ll take to get anything definitive. I’ll relieve Gunn, see if I can get anything else out of Angelus.. *Pause* LILAH: So, what now? Ouija board?
ANGELUS: The last thing you smell will be each other’s blood. FRED: That’s your opinion. LILAH: Oooh..you tell him, honey!
LILAH: Ten-to-one, the entire hotel gets sucked into a hell dimension.
CORDELIA: Do you know what Angelus would do if we let him out? LILAH: Kill you all in a bloody shower of violence… but, hey, *thumbs up* greater good!
Granted, the middle two weren't really advice per-say..but they're still deliberately unhelpful! -nods sagely-
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Date: 2008-10-15 08:15 am (UTC)Secondly, Lilah Morgan should win 'Most likely to DELIBERATELY offer unhelpful advice,' and here's why:
(I just watched this episode, so it's not that crazy that I've got quotes, right? ...right?)
Deliberately-Unhelpful Quotes from Lilah in S4, Episode Calvary:
WESLEY: I made some headway cross-referencing but there’s no telling how long it’ll take to get anything definitive. I’ll relieve Gunn, see if I can get anything else out of Angelus..
*Pause*
LILAH: So, what now? Ouija board?
ANGELUS: The last thing you smell will be each other’s blood.
FRED: That’s your opinion.
LILAH: Oooh..you tell him, honey!
LILAH: Ten-to-one, the entire hotel gets sucked into a hell
dimension.
CORDELIA: Do you know what Angelus would do if we let him out?
LILAH: Kill you all in a bloody shower of violence… but, hey, *thumbs up* greater good!
Granted, the middle two weren't really advice per-say..but they're still deliberately unhelpful! -nods sagely-