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[deird_lj]

I love reading the subject lines of spam. Especially when it's badly spelled.

I just got an email promising to divulge The Truth About Sexual Hypnoskis!

Now my brain is trying to decide how Hypnoskis would work, and how they'd affect your skiing...

Comments

[parcae-lj.livejournal.com]

I humbly request for your ass (http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html)

[lavastar.livejournal.com]

Omigod, I used to get the weirdest email headings from colleges, because I made the monumental mistake of putting my email address on a college prep exam. And they have your first name, so it's all creepy, like, "Lily, why haven't you responded?" and "Lily, we think you would fit in here..." and "Lily - go to us, the best college!"

And it was usually like the same ten colleges emailing like twice a week, too. Creepiest shit ever.

[libco.livejournal.com]

I thought they were some kind of Eastern European Ethnic group I knew nothing about.

[mabus101.livejournal.com]

I especially have to wonder what could possibly be sexual about skis, hypno or otherwise.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sabik_/]

Is that a safe thing to wonder on the Internet, what with rule 34 and everything?

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[mabus101.livejournal.com]

Heh! Probably not.

[rahirah]

Like <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/03/books/chapters/1203-1st-davis.html>this</a>, perhaps...

[padawanspider.livejournal.com]

hypnotic pierogis.

filled with green m&ms.

idk.

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I so want to see hypnoskiing in the Winter Olympics.

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Hee! I had one recently called "How to give your woman a delightful orgasm".

I immediately pictured a Fifties-style housewife saying brightly, "Well, that was delightful, darling! Cup of tea?" Just not an erotic word, in that context.