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deird_ljCurrently, in the world of Caleb...
- The best part of going to the shopping centre is walking very carefully so that you can look at the tiles on the floor, and walk along the straight lines, and jump on top of the brown-coloured tiles, and avoid the pink sections, and so forth.
The second best part is looking at those little machines that give you gobstoppers when you put coins in, and carefully checking all of them to see if just maybe there are leftover gobstoppers lying there waiting to be taken.
And the third best part is looking at kittens in the pet shop.
- Toilets are really cool because they do really exciting things inside when you flush them, and you have to stand there and watch the whole reservoir bit slowly fill up with water again...
Also, it's really fun to go to the toilet by yourself, without any adults watching. (In fact, if you're sneaky enough, you can close the door, stand there for a few seconds, and then say "All done!" and they'll never know that you haven't actually done any wees.)
- Bob the Builder rocks. And must be watched, over and over again. Preferably while also engaged in some other fun activity, too, like shaking jewellery-making equipment up and down and listening to the noises it makes.
- The best part of going to the shopping centre is walking very carefully so that you can look at the tiles on the floor, and walk along the straight lines, and jump on top of the brown-coloured tiles, and avoid the pink sections, and so forth.
The second best part is looking at those little machines that give you gobstoppers when you put coins in, and carefully checking all of them to see if just maybe there are leftover gobstoppers lying there waiting to be taken.
And the third best part is looking at kittens in the pet shop.
- Toilets are really cool because they do really exciting things inside when you flush them, and you have to stand there and watch the whole reservoir bit slowly fill up with water again...
Also, it's really fun to go to the toilet by yourself, without any adults watching. (In fact, if you're sneaky enough, you can close the door, stand there for a few seconds, and then say "All done!" and they'll never know that you haven't actually done any wees.)
- Bob the Builder rocks. And must be watched, over and over again. Preferably while also engaged in some other fun activity, too, like shaking jewellery-making equipment up and down and listening to the noises it makes.
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Date: 2009-08-06 05:06 pm (UTC)says it all.
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Date: 2009-08-06 06:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-08-06 11:20 pm (UTC)Which is hilarious for me to say, cause I've always been "NO NEVER HAVING KIDS ACKACKACK" since I was a teen. And I'm still quite firm on that - I think I'd be a terrible mom. But I used to babysit quite a lot, and I like taking care of kids and such, just...not on a permanent basis.
As I was reminded today, as a baby in the library screamed and cried for the better part of an hour, and set most of the other children off. *sigh*