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Note To Self
Jun. 14th, 2009 07:40 pmDear Self,
You have an abysmal sense of smell. (You might have noticed this, having now had this nose for over 27 years.)
Because of this, if you should happen to step in dog poo, it might take a while for you to notice, if you're only going by how it smells.
If you've been walking around outside in dog-inhabited areas of the world, it might be a good idea to check your shoes.
And if you don't check your shoes, but instead walk inside, across your cream-coloured carpet, sit down at the desk, and cross your legs underneath you - a position in which your left foot will be touching your right pants leg and simultaneously rubbing against the chair cushion...
...and should you happen to end up with poo smeared all over the carpet, the chair, your jeans, and one entire sneaker before you realise something smells funny...
...then DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
*sighs*
You have an abysmal sense of smell. (You might have noticed this, having now had this nose for over 27 years.)
Because of this, if you should happen to step in dog poo, it might take a while for you to notice, if you're only going by how it smells.
If you've been walking around outside in dog-inhabited areas of the world, it might be a good idea to check your shoes.
And if you don't check your shoes, but instead walk inside, across your cream-coloured carpet, sit down at the desk, and cross your legs underneath you - a position in which your left foot will be touching your right pants leg and simultaneously rubbing against the chair cushion...
...and should you happen to end up with poo smeared all over the carpet, the chair, your jeans, and one entire sneaker before you realise something smells funny...
...then DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
*sighs*
