A List Of Mez's Buffy Fic

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Well, I now have enough fanfic that it doesn't all fit on one page when you use the 'fic' tag. So I thought I would provide a handy list for anyone who cares...


Most of this is gen, and all of it is under PG-13 unless otherwise marked.

A complete list of fic, arranged by character, is here.



Fic, Arranged By Length

Vigil
110 words - Numero Cinco - season 5

Not Much Left
130 words - Robin - season 7

Crime and Punishment
140 words - Connor - season 3

Speak as Liberal as the North
Desdemona and Cassio sit...
140 words - season 4

Tentatively
170 words - Sophie, from work - season 6

Battle Tactics
Riley is a man. A man’s man.
2 drabbles - Riley - season 5

The Squad
She didn't understand, at first.
250 words - the Watchers Council - pre-series

Outshone
But now, he finally had something he could do, that Tucker couldn’t.
270 words - Andrew - post-series

Perfect For Home Or Office
“Isn’t it the most supremely… masculine coat rack you’ve ever seen?”
280 words - The Scooby Gang - season 7

Really Truly
The bastard didn’t let her know, it’s been months and he didn’t even tell her he’s alive but alive he is yes alive
280 words - Buffy/Spike - post-series

Electric
Sex is like electricity.
290 words - Gwen/Gunn - season 4

Toys
Get what you want – every night! With these two sleek accessories, you’ll never be left unsatisfied.
290 words - Dawn - post-series

On The Wrong Side
Every time, he cursed himself for giving in, and actually being… noble.
3 drabbles – Ethan

Been Here Before
The first time Dawn saw the world almost end…
3 drabbles – Dawn

We All Have Our Secrets
“That camera's well hidden, right?”
3 drabbles - various season 6 characters – comedy

Future Echoes
It gave her the wiggins. Complete wiggins.
300 words - Buffy (and no-one else) - preseries
*now with commentary*

They Come To Haunt Me
The towns all blend together after a while.
3 drabbles - Lorne - post-series

The Event Entire
As each one falls
We gather yet again
And mourn for what we knew would come.
330 words - pretty much everyone...

Still
Why would he do that when I never even wanted him to?
410 words - Darla - The Trial

Musty Old Books and Summer Nights
He’s always been told that the Codex is correct in every particular - but it’s clearly not as accurate as it claims.
440 words - between BtVS 1 & 2

After The Party
“Abject terror can do wonders for the tone of Haydn.”
450 words - Angel/Darla – preseries

Playing Games
They skip fifth period, and make out in the stacks instead. And they both feel horribly guilty, and swear that this time, they really ARE going to stop.
460 words - Willow - season 3

Deep Into The Well
While the world crumbled, they watched – still resolute. They had made their choice.
470 words - Angel, Spike, and Fred - an AU

Fuzzy Thoughts
This was why the rules mattered. If they got broken, people got upset. That was bad.
470 words - Mr Gordo - season 2

Correspondence To A Fictional Entity
Plus, I’d like my own personal elf from the north pole, to do my bidding, do my chores, and feed me chocolate on a golden platter.
480 words - Dawn - multiple seasons

TTFN
The girl who never was is missing the girl who should have been for always.
480 words - Dawn - after season 6

For Spike: A List
7) Extensive use of nicknames.*
* “Niblet” is fine; “Small-fry”, “Mini-Me”, and “Tater-tot” are not.
490 words - post-series - Spike & Dawn

Five of Willow’s Pets
Willow is very conscientious about pet care.
5 drabbles – Willow

A Fairytale In Five Drabbles
Once upon a time, there was a girl who killed the killers…
5 drabbles - Buffy – romance
*now with commentary*

Five People Who Oz Wasn’t
“You work for an insane ensouled vampire with visions. Comparatively speaking, you're pretty mundane.”
5 drabbles - Oz - various AUs

Becoming A Man In Five Easy Steps
Somewhere along the line, he'd lost the stick up his ass, and gotten sexy.
5 drabbles – Wesley

Quicksand
The truth might just be lies after all.
500 words - Riley - season 4

Mad, Dog, and Englishman
The English guy’s already down one arm – and still seems to think he’s the best of the lot of them.
5 drabbles - Gunn - in the Birthday-verse

Sunny, Exciting, Hellmouth Views… Wish You Were Here
Steph finds out that she’s special the day she’s almost stabbed to death on the way home from school.
5 drabbles - Potentials - season 7

Succession
The first time Buffy kissed Spike – really kissed him…
5 drabbles - Buffy/Spike - multiple seasons

Theoretical
Words are magic.
510 words - Fred - season 3

Over Lunch
She loved gossip. Always had. But it was getting increasingly… complicated.
560 words - Cordelia - season 2

Two Minutes
“I’ve just shut four teenage girls in a crypt with a vicious rampaging monster. This is the time to be really positive and hopeful.”
590 words - Buffy & Spike - Potential

Almost There
It would just have felt wrong, not taking it with her.
600 words - Buffy - post-series

So Shiny, So Happy
Fred’s got so many different forms of darkness figured out, but she’s still got nothing to describe this one.
610 words - Fred - season 4

Maybe, If, Then, Or
She knows a hundred ways to make it happen – to fix everything.
620 words - Willow - season 6

Wronged Woman
She’s killed him a thousand times, tearing the life out of him, wrenching that soul away with justified fury.
620 words - Darla - season 1
(rated PG15)

Nothing Special
And there weren’t any streamers, or music, or party hats. There wasn’t time for anything like that, these days.
620 words - Buffy - mid-season 7
*now with commentary*

Once-Off
Actually, he’d just said “Dinner?” But with Oz, you kinda had to fill in the blanks.
620 words - Faith/Oz - post-series
(this is rated PG-15)

Along Came A Spider
And it’s funny, because Buffy remembers Glory overpowering her, and chaining her to the tower – but she doesn’t quite know how that happened, or why she didn’t get away.
630 words - Buffy (just Buffy) - post-series

Editing
Describe the most interesting thing that happened to you this week:
Definitely not doing this homework assignment.
640 words - Dawn - season 6
*now with commentary*

The Y Side Of Things
“Giles, these outfits wouldn’t fool a five year old.”
650 words - The Scooby Gang - season 5

New Strategy
Wolfram & Hart: putting the 'pal' back into 'municipal contracting'
660 words - the Fang Gang - season 3

Shouldn't Be This
Faith stands there for a minute, hands on hips, trying not to think about- Trying not to think.
690 words - Faith - season 3

Wishes Of The Restless
(based on the Dr Seuss book I Wish That I Had Duck Feet)
700 words - The Scooby Gang - a poem-fic

Poetry
Announcement: In honor of National Poetry Month, all submissions to this board must now be done in POEM FORM.
Obey this new rule – ’cause it’s just that cool.
720 words - the Potentials
*now with commentary*

And Still You Were
Back when he was just getting comfortable with her, Alison stepped out of the shower and found her towel hovering invitingly in mid-air.
730 words - Phantom Dennis

Bedtime Story
“I’d been babysitting Dawn, taking care of her, you know. Teaching her to… cook.”
“Okay. I take it that by ‘cook’ you mean ‘play poker’?”
730 words - Buffy/Spike, & Dawn

Made To Order
History is rewritten, not in one leap, but moment by moment. Memory by memory.
760 words - Dawn and Tara - season 5

Why Some Slayers Need Time, and Stupid Vampires Who Don’t Contact Them Are Just Going To Have To Wait
Five days, eleven hours, and eight minutes. That’s how long it takes before Andrew cracks and emails Dawn.
760 words - Buffy/Spike - post-series

Pancakes Again
She’d opened the book looking for something else – not this, never this – but somehow her hands had taken over from her brain and she’d ended up on this page. This page of Tara.
780 words – season 7

So Much
Thanksgiving this year was supposed to be the good one.
830 words - Buffy - season 6
*now with commentary*

…Or Give Me Death
They put up decorations, organised catering, made posters, and managed – for a whole week – to get the entire class talking “prom” and nothing else, even after the Espresso Pump Massacre.
850 words - five experiences of the Wishverse

Poker Face
And when Spike conceded that, whatever the demons had in mind, it probably wasn’t all that fun for the kittens, she sat down and said firmly, “You can’t give it to them. Demons aren’t pet-compatible.”
850 words - season 6

Keep On Keeping On
“You’re such a pain, Spike. Why can’t you just let me do New Year’s my way? I don’t have to go to a party.”
860 words - Buffy/Spike (well, sort of) - season 5

Umbrellas and Other Insecurities
Willow bought it that morning, and by midday had realised how stupid it was – getting your girlfriend a towel? It was stupid. So she said she’d bought it for herself, and tried to forget she hadn’t.
860 words - Willow/Kennedy - post-series

A Quiet Night In
The bastard was doing it on purpose.
930 words - Giles and Spike - season 4

When I Get A Car
Xander tensed, and tried to prepare himself for the inevitable ass-kicking.
960 words - Xander - season 2

Towels
Unless you want your shiny new tool set to be traded for smokes, you'll reconnect the cable before the next episode of Passions.
960 words - Spike and Xander - season 7

Not, Now
Sometimes she wonders if there’s another Slayer out there now, fighting the good fight, doing the job the way it’s supposed to be done. But then she has another dream – chained to a stone wall crying softly – and she knows.
960 words - an AU - Faith/Dawn

Red Night Rising
“Her, though. She’s special.” His eyes roam over the full and luscious body lying bent and helpless. “I wonder what will have happened to her by the time I wake up.”
960 words - vamp!wolf!Oz - season 4
(rated R for dark themes)

Grim Destiny
“And in some language that's English?”
“Fairy tales are real.”
970 words - a fairy tale - pre-series

Once More To Come
The woman looks out across the valley again and murmurs, “Blow up a town, and it becomes a national nature reserve. Nice work bee.” – something like that.
970 words - Faith - post-series

Infestation
“Hi! My name is Clarabella Midnight Ravenswood Trixie-Clearwater Saffron Emerald Bellinger the third…”
10 drabbles - The Fang Gang – comedy

Stakes & Halter Tops
Kendra’s training results jumped overnight – her aim, her stamina, her speed, all markedly improved. Sam carefully wrote down the morning’s knife-throwing drill results, glanced back over the page, and knew.
1020 words - pre-series/post-series

On Duty
And every time they got back to the station, Sanchez’s entire report was a shrug and “it’s pretty quiet out there”.
Slow night? Yeah, ’cause women running round with swords was so uneventful.
1050 words - two police officers - season 5

Grand Plans
First rule of sinister plans: don’t look like you’re planning anything sinister.
1070 words - mostly OCs - post-series

No Words
She couldn’t understand a word that anyone was saying. It seemed to help.
1070 words - Chao-Ahn - season 7

Dreaming
“You’re right, B. It’s not real.” Faith turns to face her, and says quietly: “So why don’t you show me something that is?”
1160 words - Faith/Buffy - season 5
(rated R)
*now with commentary*

Written Reflections
Maclay could kiss like nobody’s business.
1180 words - Tara - pre-series

Problematic Drinks of Badness
“But we can still sing! Both of us! Cause music comes first! Stuff the boys – we’ve got rhythm!” She gestured emphatically, and fell off the bed.
1180 words - Willow & Buffy - season 4

What We Got (Is Everything)
B’s completely clueless. And never going to make the first move.
1180 words - Faith/Buffy - post-series

Final Instructions
Unfortunately, as my secretary you’ll have the task of informing the relevant people, organising the funerals, dealing with the condolence cards, and rearranging everyone’s schedules. You have my sympathies.
1200 words - Giles - post-series
*now with commentary*

Not Thinking About It
It’s funny, though, because she does want to leave the Doublemeat Palace, but every time she turns the lights on at the start of a shift she hears a voice saying “Damn fluorescent lights. Makes me look dead.” and a smile flashes over her face for a moment.
She’ll miss that.
1210 words - Buffy/Spike - between seasons 6&7
*now with commentary*

The Amazing Adventures of Buffillow and Rupert Spikles
“…or you two can just stand around chatting while I sit here in the dark. Fan-bloody-tastic.”
1250 words - the Scooby Gang - season 4
*now with sequel*: Fixing Things - 530 words - the next day

These Are A Few
Buffy’s favourite thing about Wynn...
1280 words - a companion piece to Just The Four Of Us, (Buffy/Willow/Xander)

Not Yourself
Then she grabs his hair, pulls his head back with forceful hands, and says in a hard voice, “I am not Fred, Darla, nor anyone else you love” — and he’s jolted out of the fantasy with a gasp, coming in a rush of shocked despair.
1290 words - Angel/Illyria - post-series
(rated R)
*now with commentary*

The Slow Slip Into Wonderful Nothing
“I'm out of ideas.” Her forehead wrinkled. “And out of whiskey.”
1300 words - Buffy/Spike - season 6

Illusion
Mad mad William is mad
1350 words - Spike - season 7
*now with commentary*

Small Spaces
There was a small child underneath the table.
1360 words - Wesley and Dawn - season 3
*now with sequel*: Waiting Game - 3580 words - season 6 and post-series
*now with commentary*

All The Same
All of them, trying to make sure that Willow’s okay and not about to do something stupid — and it would be stupid, really really stupid, just because it feels like a good idea doesn’t mean it’s not the wrong thing to do — while she sits on her hands and tries to make sure she’s okay, too.
1440 words - Willow - post-series

Falling Into Shadow
Much better for her to go down fighting, heroic, rather than ending – the inconvenient mistake – at the Council’s hands.
1440 words - a Watcher - pre-series
*now with commentary*

Come Crashing Down
“No, she just stood there crying, like a kid, and then my girlfriend stabbed her, and my friend killed her, and it was too late anyway, because there were too many demons.” He could still picture it, every time he closed his eyes.
1510 words - AU of The Gift
*now with Otherwise a Perfect Sky (the Crashing Down Remix), by aadler*

Bureaucracy
Having perused the document in question, we have determined that your client’s wish that Mr Parker Abrams never again know the touch of a woman will indeed prevent Trekknor, Lord of Pain, from fulfilling his client’s wish that Mr Parker Abrams receive more opportunities for sexual activity than Mr Jason Abrams did.
1520 words - some vengeance demons - season 4

Fair Dinkum
“Well, it’s possible he was exaggerating about the Boomerang of Truth, but by all accounts the rest is historically accurate.”
1600 words - Buffy & Giles - season 5
*now with commentary*

The Five Worst Things About Dating Andrew Wells
He was a dork, which was annoying, and bad, and shouldn’t be nearly as cute as it actually was.
Number One - 1030 words
Number Two - 590 words
Dawn/Andrew

An Alphabet Of Fred
C is for Confusion, which is unexpected and horrible.
1660 words - season 5
*now with commentary*

You and I, We Fly Together (one hour among many)
“It's December. We should not be sitting on a beach right now.”
1820 words - the Scooby Gang - post-series
*now with commentary*

The Burkle Seven
“I will not die in this crappy excuse for a ren faire.”
1830 words – Fred
*now with commentary*

Whitehat
It didn't feel dangerous, but it felt like it should be dangerous.
2000 words - Nancy (from The Wish) - not exactly an AU

Glowy Green Things
She couldn’t quite remember what her reasons were, but there’d been a lot of them.
2150 words - Dawn - post-series
*now with commentary*

The Very Secret Diary Of Andrew Wells
“But hey – with great power comes great responsibility, right?”
2300 words - Andrew - post-series
*now with commentary*

Prelude
No. She wasn’t going to think about it. Definitely not. She was just going to put it out of her mind, and keep cleaning up the kitchen with her good friend. Her intelligent, funny, actually pretty sexy friend…
2370 words - Joyce/Giles - season 5

Dial N For Nancy-Boy
Angel kept answering the phone, and for the life of him couldn’t figure out why.
28 drabbles - Angel and Spike
*now with commentary*

Naked (The Wishing You Were Here Remix)
The generally accepted protocol for these occasions is lacy – and usually black. The guy sees you wearing your expensive french lace panties, realises that you really are grown up and in charge of your sexuality, and thinks “Man, she’s sexy. And totally hot for me.” And then lots of sex is had.
Dawn’s done that before. But this is kinda different.
2820 words - Dawn/Xander - post-series
(rated NC-17)

Waiting Game
It just didn’t… it didn’t seem fair that his death had been another random extra, forgotten as soon as it was mentioned.
3580 words - Dawn - post-series
*now with commentary*

Not The Way It Works
“Our champions are all out of commission - but we still need to do the championing.”
3600 words - Fred - season 3
*now with commentary*

Shell Game
She still didn’t have the faintest idea what had happened to Fred.
5370 words - Trish Burkle & Illyria
*now with commentary*


Crossover Ficlets

Manufacture
240 words - Red Dwarf crossover

Morgue
440 words - Tru Calling crossover

Pigs and Pyleans
drabble - The Muppet Show crossover

Just A Normal Week Of Fighting Crime
1320 words - NCIS crossover

Principal With A Post-It
770 words - Dead Like Me crossover


Self-Insert Ficlets

Wishes Can Come True
I've been dreaming about having this happen for ages.
180 words - season 3

Entirely Innocent
So I stuffed up the timeline. So sue me.
1080 words - season 5


Remix Fic

Just The Four Of Us (The Back-To-Front Big Mystical Telescope Remix)
No, really. I mean it. Thanks for letting me spy on you.
5820 words - post-series
*now with commentary*

Drabbles
A complete list of drabbles is here.


Some fic commentaries are here.

Fic banners are here.
A list of awards and nominations is here.