random podiatry
Jul. 22nd, 2010 08:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deird_ljApparently I have knock knees and flat feet, and desperately need orthotics. (I also need new shoes.)
I don't know about you, but "knock knees" always puts me in mind of fictional orphans wearing hand-me-down gingham dresses and gazing wistfully out the window at all the society girls going to tennis parties...
(Yes, I read a lot of very old novels.)
"Flat feet" doesn't put me in mind of anything, really. But knock knees are appropriately fictional.
Knock knees and whooping cough, all within a month! My campaign to become a romantic fictional character is going well.
I don't know about you, but "knock knees" always puts me in mind of fictional orphans wearing hand-me-down gingham dresses and gazing wistfully out the window at all the society girls going to tennis parties...
(Yes, I read a lot of very old novels.)
"Flat feet" doesn't put me in mind of anything, really. But knock knees are appropriately fictional.
Knock knees and whooping cough, all within a month! My campaign to become a romantic fictional character is going well.
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Date: 2010-07-21 11:07 pm (UTC)Flat feet makes me think of reasons you can't join the Army. :)
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Date: 2010-07-21 11:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-21 11:22 pm (UTC)