Put the book down, and BACK AWAY...

[deird_lj]

On the train home this afternoon, there was a girl reading Twilight.

Somehow I managed to restrain myself from ripping the book out of her hands and begging her to read something more productive... like Cosmo.

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[deird1]

Your logic does not resemble our earth logic...

From what I've seen, book two is mostly Bella trying to have near-death experiences so that she can hallucinate visions of Edward - because, of course, when your high school boyfriend breaks up with you, life really is no longer worth living... for months and months...
I'm not really sure that's much of an improvement.