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I really do live in the wrong town.
All around me, people are discussing the footy, the soccer, the latest... err... other game that people play...
See - I'm so un-sporty that I don't even know what other sport they'd be discussing at this time of year. And yet, I live in Melbourne. Melbourne where "Who do you barrack for?" is a standard question the first time you meet someone.
Somewhere in the world, there must be a town where people don't care about sport - but get into extremely passionate discussions of novels over the morning coffee. And someday, I'm going to go live there.
All around me, people are discussing the footy, the soccer, the latest... err... other game that people play...
See - I'm so un-sporty that I don't even know what other sport they'd be discussing at this time of year. And yet, I live in Melbourne. Melbourne where "Who do you barrack for?" is a standard question the first time you meet someone.
Somewhere in the world, there must be a town where people don't care about sport - but get into extremely passionate discussions of novels over the morning coffee. And someday, I'm going to go live there.
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Date: 2010-05-31 11:52 pm (UTC)Re: Barrack
Date: 2010-06-01 03:06 am (UTC)In my linguistics course 'English around the world', one of the phrases we discussed was
'NO BARRACKING ALLOWED',
which sounds party-pooperish in Australia, but actually means, kinda,
'You are not allowed to boo and heckle the team opposing your team of choice.'
Put that together with the whole 'Sit on your fanny and root for your team!' fiasco and you've got a nice little pot of confusion gong...
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Date: 2010-06-01 12:35 am (UTC)It seems utterly arbitrary to me.
"Ooh, he's runnin'-"
"Now he's kickin'-"
"He's lost the ball-"
"Ooh, he's got the ball back-"
"He passes it-"
"NO YOU FOOL, NOT TO HIM, HE'S WEARING BLUE!"
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Date: 2010-06-01 12:41 am (UTC)Gabrielle...who apparently is the only person in town who owns an ereader or knows that you can read ebooks on iPods, iPhones, computers...
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Date: 2010-06-01 01:07 am (UTC)Also - I'll be interested in football (of any kind) when they play naked. Till then, no thanks.
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Date: 2010-06-01 01:12 am (UTC)And sports are silly, I would live in this town with you.
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Date: 2010-06-01 01:33 am (UTC)Instead we root for our favorite team. I think it's a much more pleasant and romantic way to express our support, especially when done with a partner.
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Date: 2010-06-01 01:37 am (UTC)"Root". Heh.
*sniggers some more*
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Date: 2010-06-01 01:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 02:43 am (UTC)I think we need to found the town first. Or conquer a town and enforce new social rules. ;-)
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Date: 2010-06-01 05:48 am (UTC)"Why would we want to marry our cousins?"
"Because they're so attractive."
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Date: 2010-06-01 03:02 am (UTC)Isn't Paris supposed to be like that? Or is that philosophy?
Or extremely passionate discussions of coffee over the morning novel?
Or extremely passionate novels discussing the morning coffee?
Or extremely passionate coffees over the morning discussion?
*can go on like this*
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Date: 2010-06-01 03:10 am (UTC)*wants to edit post but knows that would be too... err... self-indulgent*
*facepalms instead*
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Date: 2010-06-01 04:37 am (UTC)Edit: I originally said that Hay-on-Wye is in Hertfordshire, England, but then I found out that it's really in Wales. For some strange administrative reason it has a postal address in Herefordshire (not Hertfordshire!), England.
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Date: 2010-06-01 01:51 pm (UTC)This is why we have LJ...
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Date: 2010-06-02 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-02 04:20 am (UTC)(There must be fanfic of it... Surely...)