When I was living there, my housemate made me wait for a repairman to fix it and when he arrived he looked at me and said, "Right, well, I guess I'd better teach you how to use your oven" before showing me why we hadn't turned it on properly.
And when my hubby was housesharing, his housemate got him to wait for a repairman because it was pouring smoke and the chap looked and said, "How about you try cleaning it?"
Oh I have been known to do that. Just this morning I walked into my bathroom and thought it was very warm to find out I left the hot water running! What a waste! it wasn't much, but had been on for so long it did get hot, and damp
Welcome to the club of people who are walking kitchen disasters (the rest of the club including pretty much everyone who's responded to this post). We are a rare but exciting breed.
I once put some eggs on to hardboil, and went to my room to keep studying for a few minutes...
Woke up about two hours later with my head on my textbooks, wondering what the funny smell was...toast? coffee?....the eggs. Ohhhhh sh**.
I fairly flew to the kitchen(Brunwsick terrace house, so tiny long galley-type kitchen tacked on in a former alleyway), and found eggs splattered all over the walls and internal window, and one brave little black egg bouncing around in the very dry and black saucepan.
Afraid it would explode, I sat the saucepan on the sink and put a lid on it.
Then I spent a fun hour cleaning streaks of partly-boiled egg and shells off the walls and window, and finding chunks of hardboiled egg all over the floor, behind cupboards, etc. I think when we moved out, there was still some stuck right up by the ceiling that I couldn't reach...
More recently (not kitchen-related), we managed to leave the car with both front doors wiiiiide open (and thus the interior light on) all night long. No drained battery or resident spiders in the morning, so all was well.
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Date: 2008-09-09 07:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 09:15 am (UTC)From Laney
Date: 2008-09-09 10:13 am (UTC)When I was living there, my housemate made me wait for a repairman to fix it and when he arrived he looked at me and said, "Right, well, I guess I'd better teach you how to use your oven" before showing me why we hadn't turned it on properly.
And when my hubby was housesharing, his housemate got him to wait for a repairman because it was pouring smoke and the chap looked and said, "How about you try cleaning it?"
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Date: 2008-09-09 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 10:53 am (UTC)We went away for a week, came back to find one of the gas jets on the cooker burning away merrily.
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Date: 2008-09-09 11:34 pm (UTC)Okay. You win.
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Date: 2008-09-09 11:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 11:39 pm (UTC)I think that's probably the longest I've ever left something on for, though...
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Date: 2008-09-10 07:13 am (UTC)I'm just glad you didn't, you know, burn your house down. Or gas yourself to death, if it's a gas stove. -whimpers-
..one time I almost caught the kitchen on fire frying an egg. Does that count for something?
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Date: 2008-09-10 07:22 am (UTC)Welcome to the club of people who are walking kitchen disasters (the rest of the club including pretty much everyone who's responded to this post). We are a rare but exciting breed.
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Date: 2008-09-10 07:47 am (UTC)We should have a baking party..outside of our burnt-down houses.
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Date: 2008-09-11 06:43 am (UTC)Woke up about two hours later with my head on my textbooks, wondering what the funny smell was...toast? coffee?....the eggs. Ohhhhh sh**.
I fairly flew to the kitchen(Brunwsick terrace house, so tiny long galley-type kitchen tacked on in a former alleyway), and found eggs splattered all over the walls and internal window, and one brave little black egg bouncing around in the very dry and black saucepan.
Afraid it would explode, I sat the saucepan on the sink and put a lid on it.
Then I spent a fun hour cleaning streaks of partly-boiled egg and shells off the walls and window, and finding chunks of hardboiled egg all over the floor, behind cupboards, etc.
I think when we moved out, there was still some stuck right up by the ceiling that I couldn't reach...
More recently (not kitchen-related), we managed to leave the car with both front doors wiiiiide open (and thus the interior light on) all night long. No drained battery or resident spiders in the morning, so all was well.
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Date: 2008-09-11 07:33 am (UTC)Part of me now kinda wants to overboil some eggs, just so I can see what happens.
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Date: 2008-09-11 07:37 am (UTC)